Said the Preacher to the farmer: "Do you belong to a Christian family?"
Farmer: "No, my folks are the Jones, they live two farms down the road."
Preacher: "No, i mean are "you lost?"
Farmer: "No, I've been here 30o years."
Preacher: "I mean, are you ready for Judgment Day?"
Farmer: "When is it?"
Preacher: "Could be today, could be tomorrow."
Farmer: "When you find out for sure, let me know. Me and my wife will probably want to go both days."
I read this in a church newsletter. I needed a "funny break" after the hard weekend. I had 2 extra kids (I had total of 6 kids: 4yr old, 5 yr old, 6 yr old, 7yr old, 8 yr old and 15 yr old.) On top of that I had to get our income tax filed.
But God was with me all the way. He made sure I kept my sense of humor.
Until next time--that is life on the edge.